Be afraid.. very afraid.

Also from McSweeney’s:

SELECTED PERSONALS FROM THE AMERICAN
PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION’S DATING WEBSITE.

“Waiting, with heart wide open”


Claustrophobic female seeks male (age not an issue) with empty 50,000-square-foot warehouse with high ceilings.

My Favorite:

THIS RECESSION IS AWESOME!

Via Tim McSweeneys blog