Marquette, mostly ok !: My humble stimulus request

Featured Quote!

2-24-09: "growth, prosperity, and ultimately human fulfillment, are created from the bottom up, not from government down" - twitters DutchRaganite
2-23-09: "The Oscars were once again all about scumbag millionaires." -Dan Collins
2-20-09: (We)Can't govern the same way you campaign. Speeches are preplanned, practiced & delivered. Governing requires assessment, action & modification -- Steve Simon on Twitter
1-15-09: Every time Obama talks about "hope," coma patients regain consciousness and chant "We are the ones we've been waiting for."
1-14-09: "Instead of Shovel-Ready Spending, Let's Focus on Ax-Ready Waste!" - found on Twitter
1-11-09: "So may all you enemies perish, O Lord! But may they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength." - The Bible Judges 5:31
1-12-09: A disturbed liberty is better than a quiet servitude. -- Joseph Addison
1-11-09: Harry Reid, put down the crack pipe. -- T. Smiley of Ace of Spade blog
1-3-09: “If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.” -- Mark Twain
1-2-2009: "Unless we announce disasters no one will listen." -- Sir John Houghton, chairman of IPCC
12-3-08: And it's hard to find a decent wi-fi hot spot in Northwest Pakistan." -- Ajmal Amir Kasab via iowahawk
12-18-08: "The only Change we are getting from the Obama administration is what I hear in my pocket after he is done taxing us." - Orlin Bowman
12-9-08: But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.-- The Holy Bible, Isaiah 40:31 (KJ version)
12-6-06: "I was raised on the CBC. It's intelligent. Much of the language skills I now have I got from listening to them." SDA blogger, L. van Dyk from Canada.
12-4-08A: The affairs of state take precedent over the affairs of state. -- Governor William J. LePetomane of Mel Brooks character from the movie Blazing Saddles

wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Orlin Bowman for the Orlin Bowman Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $1,500,000,000 shall be paid directly to Orlin Bowman in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Orlin Bowman to Beer Fund or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Orlin Bowman will receive free Snow Shoeing tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Orlin Bowman shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointment for the purpose of income tax reporting, and therefore no taxes shall be paid on any of the aformentioned benefits. And one more thing: Debbie Stabinow is hereby expelled from Congress, effective immediately upon enactment.

Marquette, mostly ok !